Thursday, September 14, 2006
a tribute to jack
who is jack anyway? im referring to jack, the boy who went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, and then he fell down and broke his crown.
well, my blog tonight (this morning) is not really about jack, but its related anyway. the story has water, and someone falling down and losing more than his crown. also, i dont know the name of this guy, lets just say he's jack.
last tuesday morning, i was shocked upon hearing the news of the boy who died in star city. THE ONE AND ONLY STAR CITY THE DREAM PLACE OF KIDS BEFORE ENCHANTED KINGDOM WAS BORN! THE HOME OF THE ZYKLON LOOP AND THE LION KING HOUSE
why did this boy die? at first i did not know, becuase i heard the end of the newsflash. but luckily, my brother was watching and he knew the whole story. this boy allegedly rode the "wild river" (or the equivalent of jungle log jam, for those elites who haven't gone to star city). in the middle of the ride however, he becomes scared, and decides to get out of the log thingy. but, the log was already at the top of the ride. so what happens? he steps out and falls down. uhh dead? yes.
so let's review this whole sequence of events.
boy decides to ride wild river. ok. just like most young kids, he is excited to try new things. scared, perhaps, but still willing to try things.
boy hops on to log, log begins ascent. boy begins to feel pressure, ground moving away from eyes. people are getting smaller, his heart beats faster, he wants to go back. i presume this is where he starts to cry for his parents, who i assume did not ride with him, because this certainly would not have happened were they there.
next. log reaches top. boy decides to leave log. boy steps out, probably slips, falls down and dies.
uhh, whats wrong with that sequence right there? he's supposed to be scared! but why did he decide to go down? WTF? (im assuming that he's scared of heights, because i don't think there's anything else that he'd be scared about in that ride, except perhaps being afraid of getting wet, which is even a sadder way to die.) what could he have been thinking? "OHH IM SO SCARED OF HEIGHTS! WHY DON'T I STEP OUT AND GET ON THIS LITTLE SLIPPERY FLOOR SO I WON'T BE SCARED?" ugh.
i shouldn't be mocking this, because a kid actually died, but, man, wasn't that a really stupid thing to do.
so, what is the moral lesson here? uhh, i guess its just that you really have to think before you act. emotions like that (pressure, fright, happiness, etc) may lead you to do things that otherwise you wouldn't have. take a minute or two to consider what you're actually doing, and you may actually end up saving your life.
tae bat english yon? haha kalat ako basta type lang ako ng type tas english yun lumabas. 1:30 na kasi tas inde ako makatulog. nakahiga nako sa kama kanina pero nde tlaga ako makatulog GG.
ang lamig pa dun sa kwarto.
naisip ko tuloy, diba pag mainit, sasabihin mo "OMG ITS AS HOT AS HELL!"
pano pag malamig? nde naman pwede na "cold as heaven" diba? well ewan, pero hinde naman siguro malamig ng sobra sa heaven. paradise eh, naisip ko na parang hawaii na ok yun klima tas sunny beaches and pretty girls hahaha
so ano nga ba? "OMG ITS AS COLD AS __________!"
sa palagay nyo? ano ba ang tamang ilagay jan?
hinde ko naman gusto na "cold as ice" or "cold as iceland or kung ano mang lugar sa mundo" ang panget eh. palagay ko hinde rin gagamitin ng mga konyo yan. "ITS LIKE, UHH, COLD AS ICE DIBA?" sagwa pakinggan eh.
using my great mathematical mind, i hab come up with a great solution! let us use the principles of mathematics to create a new expression to fill in the blanks with a word that is COOL and ready to be accepted by KONYOS everywhere
HELL INVERSE
diba? ganda pakinggan! "OMG ITS AS COLD AS HELL INVERSE!" MAY COOL FACTOR!
or kung konyo ka talaga "UHH ITS LIKE AS COLD AS HELL, TO THE NEGATIVE 1! noh?" diba diba? NO MATCH
haha kayo ba? ano ang inventive word/phrase nyo para i-fill in ang blank? para naman pag malamig sobra, meron na akong expression :D hahahaha
tae kalat ako. imbis na matulog. siya. babalik na ako sa kama. gg na
well, my blog tonight (this morning) is not really about jack, but its related anyway. the story has water, and someone falling down and losing more than his crown. also, i dont know the name of this guy, lets just say he's jack.
last tuesday morning, i was shocked upon hearing the news of the boy who died in star city. THE ONE AND ONLY STAR CITY THE DREAM PLACE OF KIDS BEFORE ENCHANTED KINGDOM WAS BORN! THE HOME OF THE ZYKLON LOOP AND THE LION KING HOUSE
why did this boy die? at first i did not know, becuase i heard the end of the newsflash. but luckily, my brother was watching and he knew the whole story. this boy allegedly rode the "wild river" (or the equivalent of jungle log jam, for those elites who haven't gone to star city). in the middle of the ride however, he becomes scared, and decides to get out of the log thingy. but, the log was already at the top of the ride. so what happens? he steps out and falls down. uhh dead? yes.
so let's review this whole sequence of events.
boy decides to ride wild river. ok. just like most young kids, he is excited to try new things. scared, perhaps, but still willing to try things.
boy hops on to log, log begins ascent. boy begins to feel pressure, ground moving away from eyes. people are getting smaller, his heart beats faster, he wants to go back. i presume this is where he starts to cry for his parents, who i assume did not ride with him, because this certainly would not have happened were they there.
next. log reaches top. boy decides to leave log. boy steps out, probably slips, falls down and dies.
uhh, whats wrong with that sequence right there? he's supposed to be scared! but why did he decide to go down? WTF? (im assuming that he's scared of heights, because i don't think there's anything else that he'd be scared about in that ride, except perhaps being afraid of getting wet, which is even a sadder way to die.) what could he have been thinking? "OHH IM SO SCARED OF HEIGHTS! WHY DON'T I STEP OUT AND GET ON THIS LITTLE SLIPPERY FLOOR SO I WON'T BE SCARED?" ugh.
i shouldn't be mocking this, because a kid actually died, but, man, wasn't that a really stupid thing to do.
so, what is the moral lesson here? uhh, i guess its just that you really have to think before you act. emotions like that (pressure, fright, happiness, etc) may lead you to do things that otherwise you wouldn't have. take a minute or two to consider what you're actually doing, and you may actually end up saving your life.
tae bat english yon? haha kalat ako basta type lang ako ng type tas english yun lumabas. 1:30 na kasi tas inde ako makatulog. nakahiga nako sa kama kanina pero nde tlaga ako makatulog GG.
ang lamig pa dun sa kwarto.
naisip ko tuloy, diba pag mainit, sasabihin mo "OMG ITS AS HOT AS HELL!"
pano pag malamig? nde naman pwede na "cold as heaven" diba? well ewan, pero hinde naman siguro malamig ng sobra sa heaven. paradise eh, naisip ko na parang hawaii na ok yun klima tas sunny beaches and pretty girls hahaha
so ano nga ba? "OMG ITS AS COLD AS __________!"
sa palagay nyo? ano ba ang tamang ilagay jan?
hinde ko naman gusto na "cold as ice" or "cold as iceland or kung ano mang lugar sa mundo" ang panget eh. palagay ko hinde rin gagamitin ng mga konyo yan. "ITS LIKE, UHH, COLD AS ICE DIBA?" sagwa pakinggan eh.
using my great mathematical mind, i hab come up with a great solution! let us use the principles of mathematics to create a new expression to fill in the blanks with a word that is COOL and ready to be accepted by KONYOS everywhere
HELL INVERSE
diba? ganda pakinggan! "OMG ITS AS COLD AS HELL INVERSE!" MAY COOL FACTOR!
or kung konyo ka talaga "UHH ITS LIKE AS COLD AS HELL, TO THE NEGATIVE 1! noh?" diba diba? NO MATCH
haha kayo ba? ano ang inventive word/phrase nyo para i-fill in ang blank? para naman pag malamig sobra, meron na akong expression :D hahahaha
tae kalat ako. imbis na matulog. siya. babalik na ako sa kama. gg na
balik sa taas? posted by carlost : 1:26 AM
