the.car.is.lost

THROUGH MY HERCULEAN EFFORTS I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED MY GREATEST MISSION

AFTER COUNTLESS HOURS OF TRASH TALKING AND INSULTS, I BELIEVE THAT MY BROTHER IS FINALLY A MAN

HERE'S HOW I FOUND OUT:

I WAS PACKING UP DVDS A WHILE AGO, BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO SELL MY PS2. I OPENED UP MY BROTHER'S CD CASE TO GET SOME OF THE GAMES THERE.

BUT TO MY SURPRISE, I FOUND SOMETHING ELSE

DVDS THAT WERE SLIPPED INSIDE THE WRONG WAY! HE'S HIDING SOMETHING

TURNS OUT, IT WAS "LIE TO ME" A MOVIE THAT I HAVENT HEARD OF. BUT FROM THE LOOKS AND TITLE OF THE DVD, IT FEELS LIKE THERE ARE SOME STEAMY SCENES THERE

ALSO, THERE WERE UNMARKED VCDS IN THE CASE, WHICH UPON MY INSPECTION, TURNS OUT TO BE "LIBERATED 2"

YES I KNOW, I AM CHRONICLING HIS ADVENTURES, AND I AM PROUD OF IT

THOSE TWO THINGS MIGHT SEEM WRONG, BUT IN THIS CASE, THEY ARE NOT

BECAUSE IT IS HIS FIRST KNOWN SIGN OF MANLINESS, AND I MUST SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD.

THIS IS ONE TIME THAT PORN HAS SAVED MY LIFE O YESS

THANK YOU DIANA ZUBIRI, YOU HAVE AIDED ME IN MY QUEST


BTW, I DID NOT PREVIOUSLY OWN THESE ITEMS. HE PROCURED THEM IN SOME OTHER WAY